finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.
is the song actually good or am i just too far up their asses
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
Is this the real life
Or is this just a fantasy
no this is patrick
maybe it’s maybelline